GWYGH, Mini Ep. 002: Country Chihuahua (Kate's Notes)
/In our minisodes, we're beginning to watch The Simple Life (2003) starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Kate took notes as she watched the first episode. The following is essentially a stream of consciousness as she watched the episode progress.
- feather hair extensions
- country ass narrator
- show up in a fucking HELICOPTER
- money and phone on a silver platter
- nicole is wearing heelless heels
- paris has to drive a truck
- nicolendoesnt drive wtf
- the reverse doesn’t work lol
- she can’t drive the truck omg
- altus: pop of 817
- dead whole chickens. wowza
- paris screams when she sees a dead possum lol
- the mom is so sick of them immediately
- “an awful lot of luggage”
- there’s a well. she asks what a well is for.
- they’ve been in arkansas for like an hour and they’re so pissed off. there’s only one bathroom.
- paris has to buy pigs feet
- paris asks what generic means
- they ask if they can just have the food they don’t have enough money for
- they don’t know what’s. soup kitchen
- old lady wants help plucking chicken
- no way dude
- paris has her butt crack blurred
- little kid has adorable bowl cut
- they’re getting scolded for not plucking chickens
- tense dinner
- amazing psycho reference
- they’re eating off styrofoam trays lol
- “i would die” “do u guys hang out at walmart”
- WHAT IS WALMART
- DO THEY SELL WALL STUFF
- freaking out over ticks
- little kid has a swatter
- i love that kid
- nicole promises no trouble but we know there will be trouble
- “we should have a threesome with him”