GWYGH, Mini Ep. 003: Udder Nonsense (Kate's Notes)

In our minisodes, we're watching The Simple Life (2003) starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Kate took notes as she watched the second episode, which follows the starlets to a dairy farm. The following is essentially a stream of consciousness as she watched the episode progress.

  • for a second episode they sure do give a recap of the first episode and concept of the show
  • smarmy narrator is back
  • “i’ve never had a job. but i’ve been a figure skater”
  • please let me watch nicole’s skating videos
  • i hate the theme song
  • why does the country narrator spell job?
  • those hats??? what are they
  • they can’t use a clock in machine
  • they’re gonna kill a cow aren’t they
  • they are so glad they aren’t wearing heels in this cow field and i’m so sad
  • nicole is calling the cows motherfuckers and i’m so happy
  • that kid loves tinker bell
  • this is Good TV
  • tinker bell is on the table.
  • Good TV
  • amazing he has a sandwich
  • polish pickup?
  • it’s a wheelbarrow lol
  • like honestly they are kinda trying so good for them?
  • i love this kid
  • oh my
  • god they are spilling so much milk
  • oh my god
  • they suck so bad
  • i take back what i said about them trying
  • hot tub scene
  • are they sleeping in his house???
  • they got fired
  • of course
  • wait that means they went in the hot tub at their boss’s house???
  • legendary
  • nicole called the country boring to their faces
  • also legendary
  • so awkward
  • where is paris?
  • oh getting ready forever
  • that guy has never been on a plane and is also not interested in it
  • tinker bell is so cute
  • they’re afraid of albert
  • he brings them pie
  • he’s so nice! they suck